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Just a few random thoughts -

Now you know that I rarely watch live TV (like animals) but we've had an issue with our local Fox HD channel cutting in and out. The AI results show where Jason went home didn't record because of a blip at the beginning. Since then, I've had the DVR set to record the "regular def" channel and we watch it live on HD. That way, if the blips occur during a crucial moment of David Cook's song, I can re-watch it on the recording.

And so it went this week. On Tuesday night I was all settled in to watch the show while cutting ribbon for some class kits, but John was in the kitchen making too much noise loading the dishwasher.

ME: Yeah, that's not working for me. Put the dishes down and come sit by me so we can have some together-time watching the man I'm going to leave you for.

(Sentiment . . . so good at the sentiment!)

JOHN: I just can't get over his giant head.

ME: Hey! That's unfair. He's very tall and his head matches his body. It's proportional! 

JOHN: Look at him there next to Ryan. Their heads are two completely different sizes!

ME: You may have a point. When I have his baby it's probably going to hurt a lot . . .

John just rolled his eyes. He can act nonchalant, but I know that he, too, was pleased that David Cook won Idol last night. I distinctly remember turning and seeing a smile on his face just before I jumped off the couch and yelled "Yes!" and pumped my fist in the air and ran around like a wee giddy widdle school girl.

Brooke was really, really good with Graham Nash, no? I was nervous at first and said "Don't start over! Don't forget the words! Don't start over!" but she didn't, and I approved.

And David Cook with ZZ top! And doing that little leg dance thing? *swoon*

But the best . . . the very best . . .the reason I may have to retract my disdain for live-TV viewing . . . the Guitar Hero commercials!!!

We FREAKED when he slid out there and turned around. I had to rewind and watch several times! Just . . . awesome! Funny, and steamy, and sort of embarrassing, but still funny, and I love that he doesn't take himself too seriously. (*cough*Daughtry*cough*)

So congratulations, David Cook. (I'm sure he's reading this) I will be counting the days till your CD comes out. Molten lava hot for me, dawg.

But let's return to the subject of the dishwasher . . . (segues, so good at the segues) I had another couch-convo with John about a week ago.

ME: Oh say! I forgot to mention that I've come up with a more efficient way to load the dishwasher!

JOHN: What's that?

ME: Well, there are four sections of the silverware basket besides the center one for knives. So what I do is load the first section with big forks, the second section with small forks, the third section with big spoons, and the final section with small spoons. When you go to unload it, you just grab the entire bundle and put it in the appropriate section of the silverware drawer. It's a totally brilliant plan!

JOHN: I'm not on board.

ME: (flabbergasted) What do you mean 'I'm not on board'?! It makes unloading totally quick and easy - you don't have to sort the silverware!!!!

JOHN: Sure you do. You have to sort it when you load it. Did you also come up with a brilliant new way to clean out the lint trap on the dryer?

Whatevs. I still think I'm right.

So I'm pretty darn busy trying to get things ready for Europe and I haven't been exactly thorough with my e-mails. If you've e-mailed me about something and I didn't respond - please re-send the e-mail with perhaps a note that says "How about answering me this time, asshat?!" Or something.

I have a couple of plugs to make.

My sister and my step-father have collaborated on their first book! I'm very proud of both of them and I will make a huger, more glowing post when I'm finished reading it, but if you don't want to wait that long to get a taste of the "serious writer" side of our gene pool, check out their website here: BANISHED where you can buy your own copy. I also need to figure out how to make a cool sidebar like Julie has on her blog: Julie Brock

Speaking of writing . . . in the form of journaling, which we should all be doing on our scrapbook pages before we call them "done" . . . (yes, I'm looking at you Sandy!) - check out this blog with journaling challenges: Journaling Junkie You can see how the design team interpreted each week's challenge, and I believe you can even win prizes if you enter your take on the challenge. Cool site, Stella!

But for now I must get back to kitting, and making handouts, and listening to David Cook on my iPod. *swoon*

RKQOTD (Me: Emma, you need to do your math worksheet. Emma: suspicious pause Actually, I did 2 worksheets yesterday, so I'm all caught up. Me: Oh, OK. I'll just take a look at those two completed worksheets then. Emma: squirming Uh . . well actually . . . you know . . . I think I'll just go to my room and do tomorrow's worksheet now . . . Me: Good idea! Get it all done early. I'll just take a look at those two completed worksheets now. Emma: But, uh, I think I'll just bring them all down later. Me: Did you finish 2 worksheets, Emma? Emma: hanging head No. Me: Did you finish ONE worksheet, Emma? Emma: visibly nervous No. Me: So you LIED about having your homework done? Emma: yes. Me: You have been warned before about lying. You are now grounded from both TV and the computer until Gram gets here on Monday. Don't even THINK about turning on the TV or computer until then! Emma: perkily OK! That will give me a chance to catch up on my reading!

Oh no she di-un't?

Oh yes, she did.

Me: EXCUSE ME?! You certainly do not seem like a girl who realizes that she's done wrong and is being punished! Emma: But Mom . . . I'm just trying to look at the positive side. I'm trying to be optimistic!)


Disappearing Act

As promised, here's the other clear album class. This one is for Akkefietje on June 5th in Eindhoven. I believe there is still space available.

It's hard to really do this project justice with flat photography, so let me explain why it's so cool.

I think of a spiral as an SPT. (Standard Pop-up Technique) If you're into pop-ups at all, you've probably done a spiral. It's quick, it's easy, and it gives a "wow" factor. Usually you make the spiral from double-sided paper or a transparency. The pattern is irrelevant because even though the spiral returns to a flat position when the card is closed, you never see it in that position because the card is closed. You dig? The card hides the circle and as soon as you open the card, the circle spirals out and you can't see what's on it anymore.

Unless . . .

Unless you're using a clear album!

I've had this idea swimming in my head for a couple of months now and finally got the chance to make something with it. A spiral in a clear album is cool because you can see it flat! Which means you can make it out of a photo, or cool patterned paper, or both, and at some point you will see the spiral in it's flat position.

And that's what's happening here. Every time you turn a page, the photo that you just saw "disappears" by transforming into a spiral (it's super-cool if you turn the pages slowly) that adds dimension and "wow" to the page set, while also revealing the photo underneath it. And this goes on for pages and pages! (Well, 4 times, to be exact)

But that's not all. By the time you're mid-way through the album, you can see the word "travel" (or whatever word you choose to put there) sticking out from the file folder on the last page. When you get to that page, you open the file folder only to discover that the word "travel" is attached to a tag, and now, just by opening the card, that tag spins to a horizontal position and floats in the air, revealing yet another photo behind it. (Magic . . . so good at the magic!)

But enough with my attempts at explaining the project. How about I just show you: (Click on it to make it bigger)

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All of the products on this project are Rusty Pickle. The collection is called "Lucky" and this album can work in any theme, not just travel.

HOWEVER! If you're making this album about a person or people, they can be in all the pictures EXCEPT the ones that are cut into spirals. Those photos need to be scenery or objects. If you cut through a person's eyes it looks weird, so I do not recommend people photos for the spirals.

Now normally you don't have to bring photos to my classes, but for this class, you do. I'm making it easy for you, though, with this PDF file that will help you size and crop your photos. If you make sure that page scaling is set to "None" in the Print Dialog Box, the resulting print-out will be actual-size. Verify that it printed full-size by measuring one of the boxes.

Download disappearing_act_photo_sizes_copy.pdf

In addition to the pictures listed in the PDF file, you'll need these supplies and tools:

Tools & Supplies to bring to class:

Scissors

Trimmer

Dry adhesive (tape runner, tabs, etc.)

Mini-glue dots

Permanent fine-tip black pen (super-fine Sharpie is perfect)

Scoring tool and ruler

Crop-a-Dile

Craft knife and cutting mat

Karen will bring:
Liquid glue that dries clear

Toothpicks for spreading the glue

Black paint & brushes

This is going to be a fun class! I'm excited!

RKQOTD (Karl: But Mom, I don't want to get a haircut. I want to grow my hair long. Me: Well the problem with hair like yours is that if it's long, you have to shower every morning. It's only able to be styled when it's really wet. Do you want to commit to showering every morning? Karl: I'll just go with the haircut.)


Daisy Chain Clear Album

So here's the first of two new clear album classes. This is NOT the class for Akkefietje on June 5th. This is the class for Chepstow, England on June 12th. We have less time in Chepstow, so I needed something that would go together quickly, but still be uber cool and nifty.

And here's what I came up with:

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So Daisy Chain is literally a daisy chain. (Unless those flowers aren't daisies, at which point it's an I-don't-know-what-kind-of-flower-that-is chain) We start with Rusty Pickle's "Lil Flower Clear Album" and connect the pages using eyelets. When folded up, five photos will be visible around the perimeter of the flower. I used a family theme where each family member got a page that included their initial and some journaling about their interests. The front page has a photo of all of us. If you have 5 or fewer members of your family, this will work. If you have more than 5, there is space for 5 more photos on page 6, but those won't be visible when the album is closed, so you'll have to play favorites. Heh

Now, what's really cool and interactive about this album is the way you open it. Emma was kind enough to model the process for me while I snapped pictures. You unfasten the belt, stick a finger in each ribbon loop, and pull. The chain starts spinning and expanding and suddenly you have this long chain and you'll notice that each of the photos that were just in a circle are now separated on their own pages and they're all at the top! (Magic . . . so good at the magic!)

Here's a close-up of that sequence. (I think you can click on it and make it bigger, no?)

Daisy_chain_opening_sequence

This album will also look cool with color photos and I will make a color version sample too. In that case, you might also use markers or pencils to color in some of the doodles on the patterned papers to add more pops of color. I'll be posting my color version after I get the other acrylic album class done.

The paper collection is called Pop Star, by Rusty Pickle, and the kit includes the entire package of alphabet stickers, so you can use whatever theme/title you want.

Here's what you'll need in class:

Tools & Supplies to bring to class:

            Scissors

            Trimmer

            Dry adhesive (tape runner or tabs or double-stick tape)

            Glue dots or tacky tape - something strong!

            Permanent black pen (regular Sharpie is perfect)

            White pen for journaling (optional, but looks cool!)

            Old fashioned hammer/eyelet setter for standard 1/8" eyelets

            Crop-a-Dile™

            Craft knife and cutting mat

Color Version:

To add color, bring color photos and some colored pencils or markers. The doodly nature of the papers lend themselves well to adding color!

            

Tools & Supplies that Karen will bring to share. Bring your own if you're not much of a sharer:

Liquid glue that dries clear - I like Crafter's Pick™ The Ultimate

            Toothpick for spreading the glue

            Needle-nosed pliers

            

Photos:            

All photos are 2" (5cm) round photos. Album can hold up to 10 family members by utilizing the space on page 6. Or use pictures of just the kids, or pets, or cousins, or just one person, or your flower garden – it's up to you!

One last thing - if you own an old fashioned manual eyelet setter - the one that's metal and needs a hammer - bring it. Don't bring something fancy and spring-loaded, and don't just assume that you can use your Crop-a-Dile to set the eyelets, because you CAN'T! I will not allow it!! But I will share my hammer and eyelet setter, so don't go shopping or anything.

And now I'm being summoned to watch Lost.

(RKQOTD: Karl: Dad, why can't I just drink as much chocolate milk as I want? It's not like we have to conserve it or anything!)


Blushing Zebra

A newspaper? A sunburnt nun? A blushing zebra?

What IS black and white and red all over?

Why my newest class, of course! (see what I did there?)

This is a class that will debut in Holland, at Akkefietje on June 5th. I will also teach it in England at Chepstow on June 12th.

The collection is Heidi Grace's Midnight Kisses, which was one of my favorites from winter CHA. It's hard to really show the beauty of these papers with photographs, but some of the papers have a shimmer glitter to them, with raised epoxy-ish designs, and the shiny CD frames work perfectly with them.

Now let's talk the CD frames. The template I've created for the platforms is really cool. The CD actually twists up into its centered floating position. Notice that it doesn't have a fold in it (obviously you can't fold a CD) and yet it floats right over a fold . . . like magic! The action on this one is fun - you'll want to open and close the cards a lot, just to watch the CD's move. Since the platforms are complex and time-consuming, the bulk of the class will be spent creating the platforms. For that reason, I went simpler than usual on the overall layout design - both to showcase the beautiful papers, and to eliminate homework. Or so I think. I have a bit of a reputation for "over-designing" for the alloted class time. *sigh*

The layout can be operated in page protectors - we'll just cut them.

The theme on this one does not have to be girl. The kit includes the entire chipboard alphabet, which comes with numbers and some little hearts, so you can title it whatever you want. The collection is floral, but the red/white/black color scheme has a more sophisticated (even manly) theme than usual florals, so I think this could be used for anything.

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Here's what you need to bring to class:

    • General Adhesive (student's choice) - I love tape runners because they're quick, but bring what you like.
    • Glue dots or Tacky Tape - you'll need something strong to attach the CD's since they're twisting and moving. 
    • Scissors 
    • Trimmer 
    • Scoring tool and ruler 
    • Craft knife and cutting mat 
    • Crop-a-DileTM or regular office hole punch 
    • Paper piercer or thumbtack 
    • Black inkpad (optional) - If you're a lover of the inked edge look, definitely bring your favorite ink pad!

The photos can all be added after class, and the sizing and placement can vary. However, if you like what I did, here are my photo sizes:

    • Left card - 4"x4" square (10cm x 10cm) on front of card, 4" diameter circle (10cm) on CD frame, 2"x4" (5cm x 10cm) vertical inside card
    • Layout background - 5"x7" (12.7cm x 17.8cm)
    • Right card - 2"x4" (5cm x 10cm) vertical on front of card and inside card, 4" diameter circle (10cm) on CD frame

And here's my journaling:

She said to me one day:

"Mom, I really am a mixture of you and Dad, because I look more like Dad, but I act more like you. I like reading. I like Nancy Drew . . ."

". . .You have brown eyes. You watch too much TV. You're kind of messy. . ."

"Yeah – neither of us clean our rooms!"

"We're the same, you and me!"

I smiled then. It was nice to think about the things we have in common.

But really, Emma isn't like me. She's like her. Or, with better grammar, she's like herself.

I wasn't anything like Emma in fourth grade. I cared a lot about what others thought of me, and always wanted to blend in. She has a quiet confidence and dares to be different. I had just one or two good friends. She has a lot of friends and makes new ones easily. I was a "goodie two-shoes" and followed all the rules. Emma is more like a "goodie one-shoe", and will try to get away with things occasionally. I was never into non-fiction books. She devours books on history and hopes to be an Egyptologist or archeologist when she grows up. I loved sports, and although I lacked a natural athleticism, I always tried my best and was intensely competitive. Emma plays sports for the social interactions and rarely knows the score.

We do have things in common, but Emma has never been, and hopefully never will be, just like me. I like her better as HER.

There's a second class for both these events that's coming next. It's an acrylic mini-album with a nifty interactive feature. It's more . . . "conceptual" . . . at this stage, but I know it's going to work. I just know it!!! And UPS just dropped off some fabulous Rusty Pickle products to use - awesome!

Stay tuned . . .


Scrap-a-Ganza

It's Mother's Day tomorrow, meaning I need to get a new post up! (I'm nothing if not consistent, no?) I wanted to give sneak peeks of the classes for Scrap-a-Ganza in June. The first SAG is in the Netherlands and the second is in England. All the cool kids are going . . . are you?

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The first class, which is a single-session class, is called Architecture. Last year I created a single-page project with the arches for the Flip, Spin and Play book and ever since then I've had somewhere near a million requests (give or take a few) to make it into a class. So I did! I expanded the project into a 2-page spread, and because we need so very many kits for both events, I was asked to use different papers for each event. I *believe* that the green version will be used in The Netherlands and the pink one in England, but I'm not totally certain. In any case, because the kits will include TWO entire alphabet sets, you can choose your title and don't have to feel like the green one has to be used for travel or the pink one for friendship, 'kay?

So here they are:

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All of the papers are from Basic Grey's Two Scoops collection along with some Making Memories brads, flowers and chipboard alphabets, plus some Chatterbox ribbon. It's a lovely kit in either color scheme, I do declare!

Here's what you need to bring to class:

Tools & Supplies:         

            General adhesive - students' choice

            Glue dots and Pop dots

            Trimmer

            Scissors

            Craft Knife and Mat

            Paper piercer (or push pin)

            Scoring tool and ruler

            Regular office tape

            Crop-a-Dile OR regular office hole punch

            Optional: white pen (for green version)

            

Photos for green layout:            

Students should bring at least the arch pictures to class, although they can be added later, if necessary.

Arch Photo Size - 2 horizontal 4" x 10" photos (10cm x 25.4cm)

Other Photo Sizes - 5x7 (12.7cm x 17.8cm), four small photos to fill a 4x10 area (10cm x 25.4cm), three small photos 2.25" x 4" (5.7cm x 10cm), one 4x6 (10cm x 15.25cm)

Photo sizes can vary, except for the arch photos.

Photos for pink layout: 

Students should bring at least the arch pictures to class, although they can be added later, if necessary.

Arch Photo Size - 2 horizontal 4" x 10" photos (10cm x 25.4cm)

Other Photo Sizes - 5x7 (12.7cm x 17.8cm), horizontal 4x6 (10cm x 15.25cm), vertical 4x5 (10cm x 12.7cm), 4x3 (10cm x 7.6cm), 4x4 (10cm x 10cm), 2.5x2.5 (6.4cm x 6.4cm)

Photo sizes can vary, except for the arch photos.

The other class, which is a double-session, is called Wall Toy, and I know everyone's been very curious about it! What happened was Heidi (the distributor and owner of the events) was able to purchase some Making Memories magnetic organization system panels at a discount and thought it would be fun to have me design a class project using them. Each student will receive TWO of the panels, which are worth  $20 EACH! You'll also get a bulldog clip, two smaller clips and a round organization tin in addition to all the paper, cardstock, wire, magnets and stickers. This kit is overwhelmingly awesome!

So I was challenged with making something cool using these wall panels as a base. And of course I wanted to make something interactive, so I created a "Wall Toy", which is a double-page layout, clipped to the panels, with interactive features that can be "played with" on the wall, should you choose to hang them. The collection is October Afternoon's Detours collection.

Here's how the project might look on the wall in the "closed" position:

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But then, as you're walking by, you might choose to open the paper slinky on page one, or pull the ribbons on page 2 to make the flower pot jump out at you!

Wall_toy_open

Everything's magnetic, so the tin and lid on page one will stick wherever you want to put it, and the flaps on page 2 will stick to the edges of the wall panel. 

Here's what I mean by the paper Slinky sticking anywhere you want to put it:

Wall_toy_page_1

And here's how page 2 would look if you had it on the wall. The photo on top of the flower pot will just spring out at you and the flaps will stick to the panel in the "open" position. The two empty flaps are meant to hold journaling, but I haven't done that yet.

Wall_toy_page_2

The middle portions of the layouts are 9x9 pieces that are clipped onto the panel using the magnetic clips. You can easily remove them or change them out.

Now I realize that homes in Europe are generally more compact and that people really might not have a suitable place to hang a "Wall Toy" so you have the option of constructing the project as a two page spread for your album instead. You can keep the wall panels for organization or do something else exciting with them. You're not going to offend me if you'd rather make this as a layout. It will work fine, even inside a page protector. I even have a suggestion for incorporating a modified paper Slinky on page 1, which I'll go over in class for people who would rather make this as a layout.

Here's how it will look as a layout:Wall_toy_layout_version_small 

As with all my classes, they incorporate interactive features, techniques and templates. If you're not crazy about my color choices you can definitely make these projects again at home using whatever colors you prefer.

Here's what you need to bring to class for Wall Toy:

Tools & Supplies that Students must bring:

General adhesive - students' choice

Strong red-liner tacky tape. YOU MUST HAVE THIS! (Can't make the flower pot without it)

Trimmer

Scissors

Craft Knife and Mat

Paper piercer (or push pin)

Scoring tool and ruler

Regular office tape

Crop-a-Dile OR 1/8" hole punch

Mini stapler and staples

Large corner rounder

            

Photos:            

All photos can be added later, photo sizes can vary, and none are required for class.

Page 1 - 5x7 (12.7cm x 17.8cm)

Inside Slinky Tin - 3" round photo (7.6 cm)

Page 2 - 4@2x4 (5cm x 10cm) for around flower pot. 2.75x4 (7cm x 10cm) for on top of the flower pot. 3@2x2 (5cm x 5 cm) for flaps

Now I want to warn you that this class is ambitious, even for a double-session. I will probably have to assign the paper Slinky as homework because it takes a while to cut out all those rings. Rest assured that the technique is easy - just repetitive.

You do not need to bring photos to class, but if you'd like to bring them to the event, perhaps to add during your cropping time, feel free. If you're doing the project as a layout, you may want to add photos to the front of the flower pot, too, since it will be viewed from the side.

So that's what I've been working on. I've got two more classes in the works for private gigs in Europe, so stay tuned for those.

Happy Mother's Day!

RKQOTD (Me: Karl, do you want Dad to cut your hair or do you want to go to the salon? Karl: I want to go to the salon. I'd like them to leave a finger length. Me: What's wrong with buzzing your hair? Karl: Two problems: (A) I'm not used to it, and (B) I get annoyed when people say "nice haircut" all the time. Me: Oh, so you'd like to get a haircut where nobody can tell that your hair's been cut? Karl: Exactly.)